Thursday, 2 October 2014

SE9 Eltham Palace

Hello People,

Today I have come to Eltham Palace SE9. Regular readers may have noticed this is my second palace in as many weeks, but I can’t help it, I just love palaces. In fact I recently dug a small moat and painted the fence outside the front of my flat royal blue, in homage to the palaces of south east London, but that’s enough about ‘The–Grand-Blue-Palace-in-the-Red-Valley’ Flat at number 26B’, back to Eltham.


For such a seemly ordinary town, Eltham has had some real stars; Boy George, Bob Hope, Frankie Howerd, Christian from EastEnders  - all the greats grew up in Eltham. Kate Bush even lived here for a while too. Legend has it that Kate’s classic song, ‘Running up that Hill’ was written about a Friday night in Eltham. One night she was so hungry, she ran from the Tudor Barn Pub all the way up to the McDonalds on the corner of the hill for a Fillet O’ Fish and a Fanta. The rest was music history.
Eltham Palace was given to King Edward II by the Bishop of Durham in 1305 and it remained a royal residence for the next two centuries. One of its most famous royal residents was Henry VIII who grew up in the palace. I can just imagine a young Henry queuing up to buy his pick ‘n’ mix in the Woolworths halfway up the high street on a Saturday afternoon before heading to the old Well Hall Coronet. It must have been an idyllic childhood.

By all accounts Henry was a dashing young prince in his day, but as we all know, he died a hairy fat bloke with syphilis. Sadly Eltham Palace didn’t age much better.  After the 16th century it slowly fell into decline and then ruin. It remained that way until the 1930s when the new building was constructed on the existing site, incorporating the Great Hall. It was then that the Courtauld family moved in, and everything changed, for the better,

Stephen Courtauld had cleverly made his fortune at a young age by being born into a wealthy family. After serving in WWI and winning a Military Cross, Stephen –  an enthusiastic mountaineer – decided to climb Mont Blanc in the French Alps. It was there that he met Virginia Nee Peirano, the woman he was to marry.

The Courtaulds

On their return from their honeymoon Clubbing in Faliraki, Stephen and Virginia leased Eltham Palace from the crown commissioners in 1936. They gutted it and filled it with the kind of 1930’s glamour that would have made the Great Gatsby’s house look like a Butlin’s chalet.  


The happy couple shared their new home with Jongy – their pet Lemur. Jongy was loved by Stephen and Virginia so much they installed a pole from his Madagascar-themed bedroom down into the kitchen, and they allowed him to roam the house as he pleased. However, Jongy didn’t get on with everyone that visited the palace. In fact he took such a dislike to one guest he caused the delay of the 1930s British Arctic Expedition (which the Courtaulds had sponsored) by severing the wireless operator’s artery.  When he wasn’t trying to kill arctic explorers he was a good pet, and the three of them seemed to have been a very happy family.

Jongy


The 1930s décor and Jongy’s bedroom are still there for you see, as is the beautiful garden and moat. It’s a great way to spend an afternoon and I recommend you go see it while the sun is still shinning.


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